Apology: a written or spoken expression of one's regret, remorse, or sorrow for having insulted,
failed, injured, or wronged another
Dear Mr SLW:
1. I'm
sorry that the Lions kicked the crap out of the Cowboys earlier this year (as did 7 other teams)
2. I'm
sorry that Froggie, Sue and I still have our favorite teams to cheer for and you don't. (perhaps next year the Boyz will make it, but then again probably not)
3. I'm
really really sorry that I won't get to see Witten in tight pants for another 9 monhts (damn he is hot!!!!)
4. I'm
sorry if you were offended by Bugggg's post of Mr. Romo (I laughed my ass off when I saw it!!)
5. I"m
sorry I posted a picture of the teddy bear you sleep with (I could have posted the pic of you when you were...oh never mind, I won't tell that secret!)
But most of all Tex, I'm
sorry that you have not learned more about football from me over the past few years. I really feel that as a friend I have let you down...and that makes me sad. You see Scott.Lee, the days of Don Meredith, Roger Staubach, Danny White and Troy Aikman are gone...it is a new millenium. You wouldn't think of going on Lit and asking the question
A/S/L any more would you? Then why keep cheering for the Boyz?
So come on...let me hear you say it just once...you can do it...it will feel good I promise....
"I really really want to be a Cheesehead"

Oh, and by the way, I
will not apologize for your hang over on New Years Day...that was your own fault! (McDonald's vanilla milk shakes do wonders for those you know)