... that's cum! ...

I enjoy my time with my Kalli ... I have shared a few things with all of that she has done.

Like calling me at inopportune times when I got her her red cell phone a few years back. Or when she wanted to discuss 'periods' with me and go into detail about me having to keep 'pads' around the house for her.
... well ... today she outdone herself... let me set this up for all of you.

The two of us had gone for a ride. After getting the horses unsaddled, we made our way up to the back deck and sat down at the patio table just talking and watching the day began to end.

I had stretched out on my chair and lowered my hat a little to shade my eyes ... Kalli done the same. We vollyed conversation back and forth. More like a Q & A session. Her questions were all over the place. ..

Will you get me some new black Ugg boots for Christmas?

What do you think about highlights in a girls hair ... more than what I have?

Why do you wear that hat sometimes?

Think Nana will start decorrating for Christmas before Thanksgiving?

Do you know what a yeast infection is?

*blinks*

*sighs*

I have this keen ability to ignore some things. Some men learn that quick. And yes ... I ignored the 'yeast' question.

Bad call on my part ... because then she sucker punched me with TMI ...

"No wait!" she says.

"Girls get yeast infections and it gets on their panties yanno... but I think it's like this Scottie ... when it's white stuff on their panties ... 'that's cum' ... when it's yeast ... it turns brown."

I promise. I had to stand quickly to catch my breath. I slipped my hands into my pockets and started down the steps when I heard her cell go off. It was her mother calling, letting her know she was turning into the drive. She was there to pick her up.

Kalli made her way down the steps and over to where I was watching her mother driving up the drive.

Jamie and I exchanged hellos ... I opened the door for Kalli ... we hugged and kissed each other. As I am hugging her I am looking at her mother with this blank gaze. As she started asking me how I was, I just shook my head and took the door to shut it as soon as Kalli was in.

Jamie tells me to call her as she puts her car in reverse ... our daughter tells us ... "OH MY GOSH !... don't call her I will talk with her ... "

For the record ... at this time Jamie has called my number seven times and left five messages. I am NOT going there with either of them.