Kalli ... where did she go?

It's been awhile since I've shared a "Kalli Moment" with all of you. Seems that she leaves me shaking my head alot now and me calling her mother to take care of the 'situation'. ... as most parents have experienced ... these kids can't get in the car/truck without working over the stereo system. They have to hit the station they want just long enough to pop it to another five stations long enough to hear the first few cords or words of the other tunes. Kalli slides up in my truck. With one hand she buckles the seat belt while the other starts scanning the stations. Before we got out of the school parking lot, Kalli has started singing this song. I was really just listening to the beat until I heard her say ... "make me arch my back ..." Before I could get myself in check, she was saying ..." I like your kisses down low ..." When I managed to ask her, " WHAT the hell is that all about?" She looks at me with that smile and coyly replies ... "Oh Scott..." My reply to that was ..." Oh hell no, Scott my ASS! Do you know what that song's about Kalli?" She reached to the volume button and lowered it to a whisper. Then she looked at me and replied ..." Yes my dad ... I know what the words and what it's about. It does'nt offend me and it shouldn't offend you. There is only one of us here that has kissed anyone below the neck and it's not me! Agreed?" I KNOW the guilt was all over my face. She smiled like her damn mother and pushed one of my preset buttons on the radio ... Of all the luck ...there is an old Daryl Singletary tune called "Long slow Kisses", and it began to fill the cab of my truck. This kid in my truck lets out this giggle and says... "That better for ya Scott?" I wonder what happened to that sweet girl with pigtails that use to hold on to my finger and walk with me? Some one took her and gave me this sassy ass kid that likes to see me knocked off my game.