Kids say the darndest things....

So Wednesdays are my shopping days.  I go before work since I don't have to be there until 11 and I can go ALONE no kids bugging me to buy this and that.  My 12 yr old Tyler has developed a bit of an acne problem, so I got him some facial wash to use when he is here.  Now, I told him it was on the counter in the bath room and we all know how well kids listen.  Last night he was going to take a shower and he comes up to me with this tube of stuff in his hand and asks me, Is this what I need to use on my face? I look at it and its the lube I just bought.  Now, I look up at him and say um no the stuff you want is in the bathroom.  So he says, well what is this then?  So I sit here and think, um wtf do I say to that.  I take it from him and say quietly, its nothing you need to worry about and tuck it into the side of the couch.  Sighs....