Thursday, March 31, 2011
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Be careful ....
Yanno how they say kids learn by what they see ... that they imatate adults .... well .... it's true ... and so do their pets ...... Meet Kirsti's cat ... 
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see more ICHC After Dark
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Monday, March 28, 2011
My Favorite Animal
Just a little side note, ya'll may have noticed sometimes I have a warped sense of humor... Well the following came from my momma in an e-mail... Enjoy I thought it was cute: 
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her,
"Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...???
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...???
Ever Fallen In Love (With Someone You Shouldn't've)
I'm back. From the continuing depths of the 70s archive of British Punk, here we have The Buzzcocks doing one of my favourite pogo-ing numbers "Ever Fallen In Love (With Someone You Shouldn't've)" which is something we probably all know about. This was also featured in the movie "24 Hour Party People" - also a jaw-dropping tour de force about something else I lived through. :)
Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
You shouldn't have fallen in love with?
(Screw the grammar, it's punk)
Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
You shouldn't have fallen in love with?
(Screw the grammar, it's punk)
So, have we fallen in love with someone we shouldn't have fallen in love with?
Yuh-huh :)
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Saturday, March 26, 2011
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y NIGHT! Bay City Rollers
Yes I loved the Bay City Rollers as a kid lol but this song was educational too, I learned how to spell Saturday from it, grinz
Friday, March 25, 2011
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
I like this
I like this... gives the feeling that maybe heaven is not so far away, and neither are the ones we've lost... That you can have the chance to say all the things you may have wanted/want to say... I hope you enjoy...
Monday, March 21, 2011
Goin Back
This is one of my all time favorite songs ever.. lol and no its not even a trace adkins song.. it was however featured in the movie ghost.. which some know is one of my favorite movies.. :) Enjoy..
Sunday, March 20, 2011
25 Reasons Chocolate is better than a man
Chocolate is rich, dark and satisfying
You are never disapointed when you open the wrapper
Chocolate doesn't care how many pieces you've eaten before
Chocolate always hits the spot
Chocolate doesn't secretly want to be eaten by your best friend
Chocolate doesn't think the shopping channel is stupid
Chocolate always smells good
Chocolate won't ask "Am I the best?" or "How was I?"
Chocolate doesn't sulk if you don't want it first thing in the morning
Chocolates are easy to pick up
Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft
You can suck a piece of chocolate even in front of your mother
Chocolate never leaves a bad taste in your mouth
Chocolate doesn't know what time of the month it is
You don't mind the brown stains left by chocolate
With chocolate, size doesn't really matter. It's always good
Chocolate doesn't wear white socks
Chocolate doesn't mind when you bite it's nuts
With chocolate, you don't have to be a virgin more than once
"If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate
You can have more than one chocolate in a night without ruining your reputation
Chocolate doesn't just think it's smooth
Chocolates aren't into rope or leather
You can tell just by looking at it that it hasn't been in anyone else's mouth
BUT i sure as hell wouldn't kick this man outta my bed...just sayin'...
baseball can wait..IT'S MARCH MADNESS!!!!!
AND MY PICKS, HOPES, DREAMS OF THE FINAL FOUR...........
(Rick Barnes use to coach in the Big East...gotta cheer for him!)
(Have you ever seen a 6'6" curly red headed kid named Bruesewitz play???)
(Can you say..it's RAINING THREES...these guys are an underdog..and REALLY GOOD!)
and last but not least...I will not give up hope, even though I should!!!
(Rick Barnes use to coach in the Big East...gotta cheer for him!)
(Have you ever seen a 6'6" curly red headed kid named Bruesewitz play???)
(Can you say..it's RAINING THREES...these guys are an underdog..and REALLY GOOD!)
and last but not least...I will not give up hope, even though I should!!!
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Baseball
Well gang it's almost baseball season! YAY!! Time for all of our teams to start a great new season. We were all sad when Scottie's Rangers lost the World Series. But who knows maybe again this year. Tho, I doubt it, cause it's my Tigers turn! Grinz... Just a few short weeks and I will glued to my tv everynight. And I can't wait! GO TIGERS!!
Friday, March 18, 2011
Thursday, March 17, 2011
How to get to Heaven from Ireland
A teacher was testing her Dublin Sunday School class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven. She asked them, "If I sold my house and car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?"
"NO" the children answered.
"If i cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"
Again the answer was "NO"
By now the teacher was starting to smile. "Well then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?"
Again they all answered "NO"
The teacher was just bursing with pride for them, she continued, "Then how do I get into Heaven?"
A six year old boy shouted "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKIN' DEAD..."
It's a curious race the Irish...
It's not belly rubbin music but.....
It is my day...Saint Pat!!!
If you can't find a pot of gold, may you at least find a shot of good Irish whiskey and enjoy your day!
ERIN GO BRAGH!!!
The Mother Superior of an Irish convent hear a knock at the
door and went to answer it. When she opened the door, she
saw two leprechauns standing outside. One of the leprechauns
took off his hat and said, "Begging your pardon, Mother
Superior, but would you be having any midget nuns here?"
The Mother Superior said, "No, we have no midget nuns here."
The leprechaun, looking disturbed, said, "Are you quite sure,
Mother Superior?"
The Mother Superior said, "I know all the sisters, and I am
quite certain that there are no midget nuns here."
The leprechaun, now quite upset, asked, "Would you be knowing
if any other convent has midget nuns?"
The Mother Superior said, "To the best of my knowledge, there's
not a midget nun in the whole of Ireland".
The second leprechaun jabbed the first one in the ribs with
his elbow and said, "See? I told you that you were screwing
a penguin!"
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
New game ...
I post a pic ... you tell me what first comes to your mind....
... caramel easter eggs ...
Our afternoon...
"Come here", he says. I walk over and he looks into my eyes. When he does that I think he can look into my soul. He touches my hair, pushing a bit out of my eyes. He smiles. The he pushes me down on to the bed. I look up at him. He is still smiling but there is something else there. Heat. Passion. Longing. He walks over to the bed and opens the nightstand drawer. He gets out the silken ropes. My breath catches in my chest. He takes one hand and ties it to the bed post, then walks over and ties my other hand to the post. He moves to the foot of the bed and looks at me. "Do you know what is going to happen?" he says. I say, "Yes" He says "hmmm" and then ties my ankles to the foot of the bed. He then leaves the room. And there I lay. Naked and shivering with excitement. I hear the front door open and then close. The next sound I hear is his car pulling away. I must have dozed because I wake up to the door opening again. I hear his footsteps walking down the hall. I start to shiver again, anticipating what will happen. He walks into the room with a package. He went to the store. He looks at me and smiles slyly. He reaches in and pulls out a box. He then opens it. Pulls out a big vibrator. My eyes open wide. "What are you going to do with that?" I ask. He doesn't say a word but plugs it into the wall. He then looks down at my pussy. I can feel myself start to get wet. He says "Wet already?" "Yes" I say weakly. "Such a bad bad girl you are" he says. He then touches my slit with one finger. He starts to gently rub my clit, making small circles with his finger. He bends down and kisses my neck. Still using that one finger. He moves to my ear. I can feel his hot breath. I start to moan. He then uses a second finger and dips it into my hot wet pussy. I moan more. All the while he is whispering in my ear all the things he is going to do to me. My eyes close and I moan loudly. He then removes his hand and replaces it with his mouth. I am almost dizzy with excitement. I feel myself inching closer and closer to an orgasm. He swirls his tongue around and around. I start to tense. He raises his head and says "Let go baby, cum for me" and he licks me more. I feel his tongue moving in and out of my pussy. It's so wet. Then all of a sudden I start to cum. I start screaming and thrashing around, he holds on and keeps licking me. Never stopping while I continue to scream and moan. The when I am still and panting he looks up and smiles at me. He then stands and moves to my head and leans down and kisses me. I can taste myself on his lips. He then grabs the vibrator and turns it on. He touches my clit with it. I jump and almost cum again. He leaves it on my clit. Moving it in small slow circles. I am not whithering in ecstasy. I say "Please I can't take it anymore" But he doesn't stop. He knows the second orgasm is going to be harder and longer. He wants it. He craves it. Just as I do.
He continues to hold the vibrator on my clit. He then adds his fingers and moves them in and out of my hot wet dripping pussy. Faster and faster he fucks me. I am shivering. I am shaking. I tense and I cum with another screaming orgasm. He doesn't stop. I feel wave over wave rush over me. I continue to cum. I feel another orgasm start. The come one after another. I am moaning and screaming. Finally he removes the vibrator and his fingers. My body moves all by itself. I have no control over it. He stands and watches me. Finally I stop moving. I am breathing fast. He smiles. He then moves and unties my ankles and hands. He then lays down next to me and covers us with the bedspread. He takes me in his arm and kisses me. "I love you baby" he says. As I drift off to sleep I think, next time it's his turn and I smile...
Billy Joel Shameless Live.DAT
Here is an oldie. I just LOVE this song. Little did I know Garth covered it. lol Here is Billy Joel singing the song he wrote..
Monday, March 14, 2011
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Saturday, March 12, 2011
Cool.. Weird... You decide lol
Aqua shared this commercial with me yesterday... it is definitly a wild way to advertise *grinz* ... so I decided to share with you guys.. thanks Aqua and welcome to PQ ;o)
Friday, March 11, 2011
A suitable song :)
People sometimes ask me what I sound like - as y'all know I ain't from round here :)
Well, I don't sound like Ian Dury unless I have been partaking of ardent spirits and there are some really interesting tunes on the Karaoke, but he came (he's dead now, God love him) from the other side of the River Thames from me, so our regional accents are a *little* bit similar. Also this is a great tune if you've never heard it before, from the heady days of British Punk and New Wave of the late 70's, when I was a carefree student.
Do enjoy Mr. Dury and his terrific backing band - The Blockheads
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Answers to Scottie.............
1. Best place to get a fountain drink on ice? Best I can do is Wendy's
2. Ever met someone from online in real? yes
3. What did you have for dinner last night? Tuna noodle casserole.
4.Do you wear glasses or contacts? just for close up reading
5. Last time you shaved something? today
6. Last song you heard? The Dance by Garth Brooks
7. What color are the sheets that are on your bed right now? light blue
8. Do you have something hanging from your rearview mirror in your car? no
9. If you look to your right ... what do you see? far right is a window, kinda right is my plasma TV
10. Favorite juice? not really a juice drinker, but I like OJ
11. Do you really mind sleeping on the wet spot? I'm only bothered when there ISN'T a wet spot
12. Last piece of jewelry you got and who was it from? A Brighton bracelet from my husband while in California
13. What's on your feet right this minute? socks
14. If you could change one thing about your body ... what would it be? be cancer free forever
15. Tater ... fried, tot, mashed, baked, creamed ? mashed
16. Last person you talked to? My daughter Melissa
17. Ever played quarters? yes
18. Ever been frog giggin? I have been frog catching but not gigging.
19. Your initials?D.S.M.
20. One word that describes you ... loyal
2. Ever met someone from online in real? yes
3. What did you have for dinner last night? Tuna noodle casserole.
4.Do you wear glasses or contacts? just for close up reading
5. Last time you shaved something? today
6. Last song you heard? The Dance by Garth Brooks
7. What color are the sheets that are on your bed right now? light blue
8. Do you have something hanging from your rearview mirror in your car? no
9. If you look to your right ... what do you see? far right is a window, kinda right is my plasma TV
10. Favorite juice? not really a juice drinker, but I like OJ
11. Do you really mind sleeping on the wet spot? I'm only bothered when there ISN'T a wet spot
12. Last piece of jewelry you got and who was it from? A Brighton bracelet from my husband while in California
13. What's on your feet right this minute? socks
14. If you could change one thing about your body ... what would it be? be cancer free forever
15. Tater ... fried, tot, mashed, baked, creamed ? mashed
16. Last person you talked to? My daughter Melissa
17. Ever played quarters? yes
18. Ever been frog giggin? I have been frog catching but not gigging.
19. Your initials?D.S.M.
20. One word that describes you ... loyal
My 20 Q's answered
1. Have you ever thrown up in a car? close, but no
2. Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap? soap, shampoo, shave, rinse
3. Have you ever gone cow tipping? sighs...yes
4. What 3 things turn you on most about the opposite sex? His eyes, his brain, and his hands.
5. What is your middle name? Sandy or Deb, depending on who you ask
6. How big is your bed? Queen size
7. Do you have tattoos? If so what and where? No ink on my pink.
8. Ever been skinny dipping? yes
9. Ever had a one night stand? If so, do you regret it? yes and no way
10. Name 2 people you can tell just about anything to. My friends Gail and Peg
11. What kind of cell phone do you have? And what is your wallpaper? Just got an LG Octane. wallaper is generic jungle scene. Just got it.
12. Favorite sexual position? I like missionary when I can see his eyes as he enters me for the first time. I'm open for suggestions though.
13. Have you ever been handcuffed? (either in or out of bed, grinz) never
14. Have you ever gone commando? yes
15. What is your favorite time of day to do it? When I want to!
16. Do you have toys? oh yes
17. Ever had phone sex? absolutely!
18. Does anyone have naughty pictures of you? yes.... wait... define naughty
19. Is there anyone on your friends list that you would have sex with? in a heartbeat
20. Ever had a three-some? no...I don't share well
2. Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap? soap, shampoo, shave, rinse
3. Have you ever gone cow tipping? sighs...yes
4. What 3 things turn you on most about the opposite sex? His eyes, his brain, and his hands.
5. What is your middle name? Sandy or Deb, depending on who you ask
6. How big is your bed? Queen size
7. Do you have tattoos? If so what and where? No ink on my pink.
8. Ever been skinny dipping? yes
9. Ever had a one night stand? If so, do you regret it? yes and no way
10. Name 2 people you can tell just about anything to. My friends Gail and Peg
11. What kind of cell phone do you have? And what is your wallpaper? Just got an LG Octane. wallaper is generic jungle scene. Just got it.
12. Favorite sexual position? I like missionary when I can see his eyes as he enters me for the first time. I'm open for suggestions though.
13. Have you ever been handcuffed? (either in or out of bed, grinz) never
14. Have you ever gone commando? yes
15. What is your favorite time of day to do it? When I want to!
16. Do you have toys? oh yes
17. Ever had phone sex? absolutely!
18. Does anyone have naughty pictures of you? yes.... wait... define naughty
19. Is there anyone on your friends list that you would have sex with? in a heartbeat
20. Ever had a three-some? no...I don't share well
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