25 Reasons Chocolate is better than a man

Chocolate is rich, dark and satisfying


You are never disapointed when you open the wrapper


Chocolate doesn't care how many pieces you've eaten before


Chocolate always hits the spot


Chocolate doesn't secretly want to be eaten by your best friend


Chocolate doesn't think the shopping channel is stupid


Chocolate always smells good


Chocolate won't ask "Am I the best?" or "How was I?"


Chocolate doesn't sulk if you don't want it first thing in the morning


Chocolates are easy to pick up


Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft


You can suck a piece of chocolate even in front of your mother


Chocolate never leaves a bad taste in your mouth


Chocolate doesn't know what time of the month it is


You don't mind the brown stains left by chocolate


With chocolate, size doesn't really matter. It's always good


Chocolate doesn't wear white socks


Chocolate doesn't mind when you bite it's nuts


With chocolate, you don't have to be a virgin more than once


"If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate


You can have more than one chocolate in a night without ruining your reputation


Chocolate doesn't just think it's smooth


Chocolates aren't into rope or leather


You can tell just by looking at it that it hasn't been in anyone else's mouth

BUT i sure as hell wouldn't kick this man outta my bed...just sayin'...