How to get to Heaven from Ireland

A teacher was testing her Dublin Sunday School class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven. She asked them, "If I sold my house and car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?"

"NO" the children answered.

"If i cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"

Again the answer was "NO"

By now the teacher was starting to smile. "Well then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?"

Again they all answered "NO"

The teacher was just bursing with pride for them, she continued, "Then how do I get into Heaven?"

A six year old boy shouted "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKIN' DEAD..."

It's a curious race the Irish...