Men ...

Interesting Sexual Facts about Men...

A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime. *Looks at a quart jar*

Men are six times more likely than women to peruse sexually explicit material on the Internet. THEY MUST NOT HAVE INCLUDED SOME OF YOU LADIES IN THAT DATA !

The smallest erect penis on record was just 1cm long. *looks at the ruler*

Three out of a thousand men (0.3%) are well endowed enough to fellate (blow) themselves to orgasm ( LUCKY BASTARDS! )

According to recent surveys, the man is the most likely partner to be tied up during sex. Sure ... around the neck ...
Among primates, man has the largest and thickest penis

Studies have shown that men become sexually aroused nearly every time they dream. *SIGHS*

Studies show that, for some unknown reason, the higher the level of education, the more men tend to have wet dreams. PROVES THE THEROY THAT A GUY IS SMARTER AT !14 THAN HE EVER WILL BE.

The male fetus is capable of attaining an erection during the last trimester. * I KNOW A GUY THAT WAS BORN WITH ONE* blinks

At age seventy, 73% of men are still potent. YEAH !

A man's testicles increase in size by 50% when he is aroused. THAT's why my jeans get so tight...

The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties. WHAT ABOUT THE FELLA THAT CAN WORK WITH BOTH HANDS? HIS BALLS ARE EVENLY HUNG?

56% of men have had sex at work. Oh ? *innocent look*

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200; Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000. Not buyin that one.

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches; Average length when erect: 5.1. *Raises a brow*

Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60% (the other 39% lied). I should have been counted twice on that one.

Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%. *thumbs up*

Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 minutes to 2 weeks. about as long as the 10 o'clock news takes from start to finsh.

Average # of erections per day for a man: 11. *blinks*

Average # of erections during the night: 9. DAMMIT ! I am gonna stay up for that! <):{p

Odors that increase blood flow to the penis:lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie. That means the guy that makes the doughnuts has a special tool to make the holes !