Friday, January 21, 2011

Fizzle makes cowboy smile...


TX. For years ladies have had the bath salts, bubble baths and the wonderful 'fizzle balls' ... well 'fizzle balls' or no longer just for women says a Cowboy in TX.

Usually, one could find him in the shower allowing the hot water and soap to run down his body. On occasion, when he had a play mate over he would find himself in the tub, surrounded by bubble bath of her choice.

The TX cowboy received a package from a lady friend in OR. In it among the goodies, he found a wrapped 'fizzle ball'. He placed the 'fizzle ball' on the side of the tub knowing his daughter would probably use it.

After a long day of riding outside in the cold, he decided to soak in a tub of hot water and have a drink to unwind. With his eyes closed, he was laying back in the tub and started to place his drink down. He heard a little 'kerplunk'. As he continued his soaking, he could smell the aromatic 'fizzle ball' but he stayed in place. Not wanting to move his aching body.

A few minutes passes and he felt something. *blinks*

The wonderful 'fizzle ball' had floated and fizzled its way between his legs. The area that was being fizzled by the amazing 'fizzle ball' was his balls ! His eyes opened and he stayed real still. *coughs*

The TX cowboy highly recommends this for those lonely baths ... but ONLY for those guys that are in touch with their feminene side.

God bless 'fizzle balls' ...

5 comments:

  1. lol like Sue said ... lucky little fizzle ball.. have tried them myself.. but sadly due to some *coughs* female issues I have, I can't use them anymore, can't use bubble bath, salts or any of that good stuff either.. sucks turds big time.. so enjoy them for me my darlin lol Mr. Feminine Side Scotty... *giggles* and again...lucky little fizzle ball... damn... and OK Now I have the visual of you in the damn bath... *sigh and grinz*

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  2. *sighs* you scared me when you said 'sucks' ... thought you might be pacing the fizzle ball IN something ... dammit.

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  3. When I sent the fizzle ball. That was exactly what I had in mind.

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