"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties. (or your horse and your stetson)
LOL told ya'll that sticky shit on the floor was gonna get ya... *grinz*
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ReplyDeletebra and panties but not recalling whom they belong to ... *grinz*
*laughs about that sticky floor*
lol
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