do you know what upsets me

You know when you go to shake the catsup and the flip lid isn't closed tight and it squirts all over the counter and wall...that upsets me.



Or when your wise ass brother "plays a joke" at the dinner table and loosens the top to the salt and the entire contents ends up on your food....that REALLY upsets me!





Then there are the times when you go to open a new pickle jar and you have to try and try and when you finally pry it lose...the juice spills all down the front of you...don't like that at all!



But I think the thing that pisses me off more than anything is when you shake the bottle of chocolate sauce and it just...explodes and runs all over!!!



Unless you have company to help lick it off....well, that is just a true waste of the best food group I know