(Ontario County is home sweet home)
It is illegal to disrobe in a wagon.
You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.
If one wishes to bathe in the city limits, they must be clothed in a “suitable bathing suit”. (luckily we can still sleep in the nude!!!)
It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing”. (when you gain weight, you get to go nude!!!!)
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business. (it makes grocery shopping so much more comfortable!!!)
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun. (that takes the fun out of Friday night drunks)
and last but not least, one of the reasons I left NY...I was going broke!!!
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
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