Must I be the one to explain everything on here???

Dear Froggie,

Hump Day is.....

The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.
After hump day, the weekend gets closer.

or it can mean.....

a date on a Wednesday, also known as "hump day," there is an expectation of sex or some sexual act.


When is your date?
Wednesday.
Haven't you only been out a few times?
Yeah, but we really like each other so it's time for a hump day date.


*see example 1 below*




If you need anything else, just let me know.

Boredom results in...

Okay I promise I will assume the STFU position again shortly. As you may have heard I'm temporarily (and technically) locked out of Lit at the moment (no I haven't been banned LOL) so while I had a moment to spare - well.

More classics from the '70s. In this case American artists making appearances on "The Old Grey Whistle Test" Sometimes just in a studio, sometimes in front of an audience. Bonnie Rait from 1976 and Ry Cooder from 1973. Do enjoy.

Oh yes - do feel free to message me if my Lit exile goes on much longer. I think you can do that off my profile. :)

HAPPY HUMP-DAY

so...you wanna...

fuck?

Salutes !

Texas salutes

 AUGUST 17th now known as

"NATIONAL HEAD DAY"

National Head Day...

August 17: National Head Day

It all began with a few friends sitting around talking about Valentine's Day. They felt that Valentine's Day, a holiday supposedly for couples, seemed to be focused largely on what the woman wanted. Of course, there is nothing wrong with that--they love women and enjoy treating them well. What they were looking for is a Holiday that was focused on what men want.

And what do men want? Flowers? Candy? A fancy dinner? Not so much. Head seemed much more in line with what men want. So they created a holiday where men get what they want--head.

Every National Holiday needs to be celebrated annually, so they needed to pick a date. They decided upon August, as there are no major holidays in this month. One of their fathers' birthday is August 17, and his name is Dick. It seemed appropriate. And so it was done: August 17 would be National Head Day.


Also seems to be appropriate that it is the day AFTER my birthday...grinz

HeadDay Lesson for Froggie, Aqua and in case he's forgotten, Scotty...

Wouldn't want you to think I don't do my fair share to help you guys out... *coughs*

For Froggie

Well, I am the quiet and shy one, but I believe "head" is about....


While you're holding his cock in your mouth also hold it in your hand and stroke it. The important thing about stroking is Tempo and Pressure. Tempo is the speed you stroke it at, the pace. Usually as the blow job is going from beginning to end you have to slowly increase the tempo of stroking. Especially in the end.






You might want to check with Bugg and Sue though..they are not quiet and shy and have much more experience. *grinz and walks away whistling*

HEY...IT'S HEAD DAY!!!!!

Have yourself a good one!!!
(does anybody else think this kinda looks like a certain Texan???...must be the stache)

I love this...

I can't equal you guys for some of the erotic imagery but I can provide you with some different musical accompaniment occasionally. Dutch Progressive Rock band "Focus" playing live on a legendary BBC rock show called "The Old Grey Whistle Test" in 1972 (aaaagh!) when I was one of those pubescent teenagers who was secretly into all this stuff. Actually I still am - into all this stuff. I stopped being pubescent a while back *grins* .

If you are able and it won't disturb things - crank up the volume.

TOO CUTE FOR WORDS

OK I know this might be a little weird posting this right after I post a sexy blog.... but it is SO CUTE .... lol

I like These :)

...just a few of my favorite things..

Memories

Sometimes you just need to think of the good times.. and let the wonderful memories you have made quide you through the rough times that you are sure to have... All of us deal with things in different ways, me I tend to cry a lot and vent a lot and listen to music a lot... found this and thought I'd share it...

Now Ladies....

As we all have experienced, Scott.Lee is always there for us in our time of need. I think we really need to support him with his upcoming "look ma no hands" problem. If we all chip in a few bucks, we can have this shipped to the Lady's house as I'm sure she will be tending to him while he recuperates. As you can see, it has removable parts or can be used in its entirety, depending on how bad his handicap is.
Later, when he is up to traveling again, he can take the entire gal or just the "parts" that he needs. He'll be able to add to the list of "states I've had sex in" question on the next survey. Please send your donations ASAP...we don't want to keep him waiting.



*for a closer look at your new "hottie" please go to

http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/love-dolls/sp-images-adam-eve-kaydens-deep-throat-doll-36029-2.aspx

Scott.Lee...

Thought you might like some help after your surgery. Here are some ideas for you...

First you could buy your own fleshlight..

And since they are kinda expensive, here is a coupon for you.


But if you are so inclined, you could make your own!

It looks pretty easy to make but if you need some help, I will gladly come over and help you.

http://kennethcs.picturepush.com/slideshow?alid=251


I am so helpful aren't I????

a good one ....

Once upon a time ...

                                                                        

...there was a young man in Texas.  He participated in little boy things and played the games that school kids play.  Some little boys and girls in Texas find the competition in horemanship lots of fun.  This guy being one.  An event that interested me was calf roping.  Singles and team roping was a good time.  My mother use to tell me trhat the reason a dog would notr stay around our place very long was because I was always roping it.  My sister kept rope burns on her arms and legs alot too ... but she never ran away. 

All through Jr. High and High School I had many weekends filled with Jr. Rodeo's and Playdays held by local Riding Clubs.  I also competed in my College days as well.  Any of you that have tried roping or been to a Rodeo knows that the riope is tossed over  your head as you chase the calf.  Depending on if you are running header or hoofer ... you work until you get a comfortable and win ning technique using your wrist.  The more one practice and competes ... one builds up strength in the wrist and arms.

There's alot of repetitive movemments.

At 42, I still enjoy competeing and working a rope.  Aches and pains get my attention sometimes and remind me that I am a little more 'fragile' than I use to be.

I have had some issues with numbness and  tingling in my arm for awhile, being that I am a heart patient I had some scheduled test run Thursday.  The test were not only to find he problem but to rule out problems with my heart.

I am happy to say that my heart is fine.

Now... I told you about my passtimne back in the day to tell you what the doctor said yesterday.  It seems I have this thing called carpral tunnel. *blinks*

Now if you would stop your minds from rewinding and forget the words "repetitive' movements... "STFU Kirsti"...

and just remember ...  when I do my other 'passtime' ... I change up my movements.

My doctor did NOT say this was from masturbating so much ... ( and hell NO I didn't ask him if it was...)no date set for surgery yet ...

Oops moment!

ok well i was on the phone this morning with Corwin, grins, and well we were um well you know...and after i came upstairs (my bedroom is in the basement for those of you who don't know) and i heard my neighbors (i live in a duplex) um well i can be um kinda loud...sighs, i thought they had left already! Oops!

FUN TIME FRIDAY

Ok I had posted this once before and its such a fun/funny little song (blame cooper he's the one that showed it to me a while back), I decided to share it with you again... *especially since jentle and susie q LOVED it so much the first time, wicked little grin*... There's a little bit in there for everyone.. see if you can find yourself in this LOL I know I saw a resemblance to quite a few of us... YA just know the guys run around in their yellow undies .. dancin around *giggles*

I hear that blue Mustangs can be fun.....

there is no bed like a big Dodge Ram pick up, but reclining bucket seats can be nice too....

a Kalli moment ...

My daughter tells me she wish her butt was bigger ...

I ignored her ...

She gets my attention by turning this video on on the 73 inch tv with the surround sound cranked up.

I stood up at the island, took a quarter from my pocket and tossed it to her. I instructed her to flip it ... heads she gets the bigger butt ... tails she gets the new mustang she asked for ...

She found out she could shake her little butt very well ...

Guess what?

I am kid-free until Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whooo hoooooooooooooooooo

so....who wants to drink with me Saturday night??????????

grins...

Horny Thursday

Happy Thursday

Froggie's Answers

1. Where on your body, other than your mouth, do you like to be kissed?, neck and shoulders.

2. Ladies, have you ever had a partner go down on you from behind? Guys, have you ever done this with a partner? you betcha!!

3. How many states, or countries, have you had sex in and which ones? Lots !!!! Since you guys dont probably know the states in Australia i will just say a few, plus New Zealand, Vanauatu, New Caledonia, Fiji, Western Samoa, Indonesia, USA - Cali and Nevada.

4. Lights on or off? on!!

5. Last time you had sex? dusts the cobwebs off ...yup that long

6. Last time you had phone sex? well phone sex is so 2000's i prefer voice chat :P

7. Favorite season of the year. Winter

8. What kind of car/truck do you drive and what color is it? Mitsubishi Ralli Art - Black

9. What turns you on most about your current significant other? I have no significant other in real life apart from my hand :P ..... cyberland ...workin on things *smiles*

10. What color is your hair/eyes? Hair? What Hair lol and eyes are hazel

11. Would you move for your partner? last time i said i would the relationship ended so i aint answering that one lol

12. How often do you like to have sex? anytime

13. Do you enjoy sex toys? the more the better

14. Moaner, screamer, or mute during sex? groaner

15. How old were you the first time you had sex? which time ? 17

16. Favorite drink. Vodka or Malibu

17. What kind of cell phone do you have? What is your wallpaper? and What is your ringtone? well ... I have 2 phones ....one is my work phone which is a piece of shit and also i have my iPhone ...... my wallpaper is my favourite rugby league team here in Australia ...the Bulldogs!!! .... My ringtone is Johnny Cash ....burning ring of fire!!

18. When is your birthday? December 16

19. Shaved, trimmed or natural? Shaved

20. What is your favorite color? Blue

Uh ...

I just made a post about Felattio... I skipped around reading it and found it very interesting.


I posted it and AFTER posting started reading and find that it was all about men sucking cock.... 


looking for something else .... nasty fuckers.

History of the word Fuck

Well since this was talked about in the lobby the other night, I thought I would educate you all in the history of my favorite word.

Scott's Answers ...

1. Where on your body, other than your mouth, do you like to be kissed?, anywhere on my neck/throat, my shoulder blades, my jawline, that spot where my leg connects with my torso

 2. Ladies, have you ever had a partner go down on you from behind? Guys, have you ever done this with a partner? yes and yes.

3. How many states, or countries, have you had sex in and which ones? TX,OK,MO,AR,NM,AL,CO,NV,AZ,WY,MS,FL,MX, International waters in the Gulf of Mexico,Cozumel and a place far far away called Cyberland ...

4. Lights on or off? either

5. Last time you had sex? June 20th

6. Last time you had phone sex? June 20th thru June 21st ... *blinks 

7. Favorite season of the year. Spring

8. What kind of car/truck do you drive and what color is it? Dodge Ram / blue

9. What turns you on most about your current significant other? sense of humor and her abilty to make me smile ... her sass ... her lovin

10. What color is your hair/eyes? Brown-a little silver  / Blue

11. Would you move for your partner? all she has to do is tell me.... a little to the left ... right... up .... down ... top or bottom ...  I a good like that.

12. How often do you like to have sex? anytime

13. Do you enjoy sex toys? sometimes

14. Moaner, screamer, or mute during sex? groaner and followed by a 'dammmit' .....  she said

15. How old were you the first time you had sex?  which time ? grins...  15 but I didn't inhale

16. Favorite drink. Crown & Coke

17. What kind of cell phone do you have? What is your wallpaper? and What is your ringtone? well ... I just let Kalli pick me out a new cell ... it's an Android ... all that touch stuff that I keep touching when I shouldn't ... some colors  that do all kinds of crazy display ... at this time the ringtone  is the one that some little chinese person put on it when it was made ... you know the one ...  I think we all have heard it when we smoked too much .  I am sure all these setting will change when it hits the wall. I need a cup and string.

18. When is your birthday? June 7

19. Shaved, trimmed or natural? Trimmed.

20. What is your favorite color? any shade of blue.

Questions? Answers!

1. Where on your body, other than your mouth, do you like to be kissed? Neck, shoulders, thighs and *cough* thank you.

2. Ladies, have you ever had a partner go down on you from behind? Guys, have you ever done this with a partner? I honestly don't remember so probably not. :)

3. How many states, or countries, have you had sex in and which ones? England, Scotland, Wales, Ireland, France, Greece, Italy, Spain (and Majorca), Soviet Union (oh yes!!) Kansas, Missouri, Arkansas, Texas, Utah, California, Ohio and..err.. Illinois

4. Lights on or off? Off

5. Last time you had sex? Few weeks ago

6. Last time you had phone sex? Hang on I'll ask...

7. Favorite season of the year. Summer

8. What kind of car/truck do you drive and what color is it? Pontiac Grand Pricks (sorry, Prix) Silver / Black

9. What turns you on most about your current significant other? Hair, voice, boobs, continued presence. :)

10. What color is your hair/eyes? Brown-Gray / Blue

11. Would you move for your partner? Why the fuck else am I in the USA now? *ROFL*

12. How often do you like to have sex? When the mood is right. No calendars.

13. Do you enjoy sex toys? Too long and complicated an answer. Yes and No.

14. Moaner, screamer, or mute during sex? Growl, actually. :)

15. How old were you the first time you had sex? 18 (legal in the UK at 16 BTW)

16. Favorite drink. Scaaaatch, as they say here

17. What kind of cell phone do you have? What is your wallpaper? and What is your ringtone? Samsung Fascinate, Me under a huge Palm Tree (you can't see it's me really), Annoying Trilling Sound

18. When is your birthday? August 6 (yeah, it really is the song from Hair) :)

19. Shaved, trimmed or natural? Nasal hair, right? Trimmed. Everything else is au naturel. Oh, you mean on someone *else*?? Whatever. (LOL!)

20. What is your favorite color? Deep Cobalt Blue Metallic

Answers

lol i've done these once or twice.. and am not so new here but thought I'd play along

1. Where on your body, other than your mouth, do you like to be kissed? neck.. and on my tummy as he goes down to errr well lol never mind.

2. Ladies, have you ever had a partner go down on you from behind? Guys, have you ever done this with a partner? Yes

3. How many states, or countries, have you had sex in and which ones? ummm 5, Virginia, NC, SC,TN and Indiana

4. Lights on or off? on but low...

5. Last time you had sex? lol Sunday morning about 3 am

6. Last time you had phone sex? hmmmmm damn what's phone sex? *grinz*

7. Favorite season of the year. Spring

8. What kind of car/truck do you drive and what color is it? Kia Sedona, aka mommy mobile (mini van).. champagne

9. What turns you on most about your current significant other? his smile

10. What color is your hair/eyes? natural brunette, but red now... eyes are a golden brown

11. Would you move for your partner? yes

12. How often do you like to have sex? lol every chance I get

13. Do you enjoy sex toys? on occasion lol

14. Moaner, screamer, or mute during sex? oh I'm a moaner, scream once in a while..

15. How old were you the first time you had sex? *coughs* 15

16. Favorite drink. lol Diet Pepsi ;)

17. What kind of cell phone do you have? What is your wallpaper? and What is your ring tone? LG (something or other lol), purple flower, and lol vibrate

18. When is your birthday? September 15

19. Shaved, trimmed or natural? Depends on the mood.. shaved most times

20. What is your favorite color? Blue

Answers.....

1. Where on your body, other than your mouth, do you like to be kissed? My neck and nose

2. Ladies, have you ever had a partner go down on you from behind? Guys, have you ever done this with a partner? Yes

3. How many states, or countries, have you had sex in and which ones? Michigan, NY, New Hampshire, Florida, Virginia and Canada

4. Lights on or off? either...love candle light

5. Last time you had sex? last Friday night

6. Last time you had phone sex? months ago

7. Favorite season of the year. Fall

8. What kind of car/truck do you drive and what color is it? Ford Taurus...the Black Beauty

9. What turns you on most about your current significant other? the look he gets in his eyes

10. What color is your hair/eyes? Strawberry/green

11. Would you move for your partner? I'm not sure...to early to tell

12. How often do you like to have sex? 5 or 6 days a week..need a day off to rest

13. Do you enjoy sex toys? come on now...doesn't everyone???

14. Moaner, screamer, or mute during sex? whimper

15. How old were you the first time you had sex? 18

16. Favorite drink. Chocolate milk shake (vodka is good too!!!)

17. What kind of cell phone do you have? Don't have one

18. When is your birthday? July 28

19. Shaved, trimmed or natural? trimmed

20. What is your favorite color? Orange

Q & A

Well since there are a few new people here, I thought it would be fun to have another Q & A post.


1. Where on your body, other than your mouth, do you like to be kissed? My neck and ears.

2. Ladies, have you ever had a partner go down on you from behind? Guys, have you ever done this with a partner? Yes

3. How many states, or countries, have you had sex in and which ones? 2-Michigan and Missouri

4. Lights on or off? um off

5. Last time you had sex? omg 2 yrs ago.

6. Last time you had phone sex? grins last Wednesday

7. Favorite season of the year. Summer

8. What kind of car/truck do you drive and what color is it? Chrysler Cirus, silver

9. What turns you on most about your current significant other? the sound of his voice in the morning.

10. What color is your hair/eyes? Well, i was born with brown hair, grins but is more blond now. and my eyes are green

11. Would you move for your partner? yes

12. How often do you like to have sex? um, blushes, everyday

13. Do you enjoy sex toys? yeah, grins

14. Moaner, screamer, or mute during sex? I moan alot then scream

15. How old were you the first time you had sex? 17

16. Favorite drink. Water or vodka

17. What kind of cell phone do you have? What is your wallpaper? and What is your ringtone? Palm Pixi, Corwin, Kings of Leon-Sex on Fire

18. When is your birthday? August 16

19. Shaved, trimmed or natural? Trimmed

20. What is your favorite color? Purple

what is today's verb????

tying???



bathing???




perhaps it is sucking....




I guess it could still be fucking - I didn't get the morning memo! (damn Scott.Lee's new sexatary!!!!)

Some Audio entertainment for Tuesday Morning

I was talking to Susie about Soft Cell the other evening in the Lobby. She knew "Tainted Love" but hadn't heard any other tracks from their (to me) excellent album "Non Stop Erotic Cabaret" - it's a treat if you like late 70s / early 80s British Synth-Pop. Even if you don't you may remember Gloria Jones' original from gawd knows when - 1964?

"Tainted Love" therefore:

"Say Hello Wave Goodbye" was covered by David Gray in "White Ladder" (to the extent that no one knew it was a cover!) but here's the original. It really gets me (I was listening to this in the garden yesterday on my ipod - the neighbors probably thought I'd flipped out) and I hope it rings something in you guys. There have been numerous remixes and mashups but nothing gets close to this. It summarizes a lot of totally fucked-up relationships I was having at about this time.

"Say Hello Wave Goodbye":

Moanday

Would you rather watch....

or..........




flies performing the verb known as "fucking"

PMS...

Words of Wisdom

Confucius Say
Some Sex Is Good...More Is Better...Too Much Is Just About Right

Confucius Say
A Penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.


Confucius Say
A penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.

Confucius Say
Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea how she'll be in bed.


Confucius Say
Men screw with dicks; women screw with minds

Confucius Say
A Rubix cube is like a penis. The longer you play with it, the harder it gets.


Confucius Say
Pubic hair is just organic dental floss


Confucius Say

GIRLS THAT HAVE SMALL HANDS MAKE MY COCK LOOK BIGGER.

HAPPY FATHERS DAY

For Froggie..

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!!!

there are no raisins in these cookies...they are allllll chocolate chip!!!!


or if you don't like cookies...may your basket be filled with