August 17: National Head Day
It all began with a few friends sitting around talking about Valentine's Day. They felt that Valentine's Day, a holiday supposedly for couples, seemed to be focused largely on what the woman wanted. Of course, there is nothing wrong with that--they love women and enjoy treating them well. What they were looking for is a Holiday that was focused on what men want.
And what do men want? Flowers? Candy? A fancy dinner? Not so much. Head seemed much more in line with what men want. So they created a holiday where men get what they want--head.
Every National Holiday needs to be celebrated annually, so they needed to pick a date. They decided upon August, as there are no major holidays in this month. One of their fathers' birthday is August 17, and his name is Dick. It seemed appropriate. And so it was done: August 17 would be National Head Day.
Also seems to be appropriate that it is the day AFTER my birthday...grinz
And what do men want? Flowers? Candy? A fancy dinner? Not so much. Head seemed much more in line with what men want. So they created a holiday where men get what they want--head.
Every National Holiday needs to be celebrated annually, so they needed to pick a date. They decided upon August, as there are no major holidays in this month. One of their fathers' birthday is August 17, and his name is Dick. It seemed appropriate. And so it was done: August 17 would be National Head Day.
Also seems to be appropriate that it is the day AFTER my birthday...grinz
My friend Greg prefers SBJ Day...Steak and a blow job!!!! *men have sick minds lol*
ReplyDeleteLOL Well sure enough if Jentle and My posts don't teach the guys .. then this one sure enough do it.. *giggles* Thanks for the information..
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