Wicked Wednesday

lol here again I hope there is a little bit here for everyone... *grinz

this picture is entitled....

Paradise by the dashboard lights.





or...

your chauffeur is waiting.....

Looks at Scottie...and wishes him a Happy Hump Day

Tuesday Tune

Ok I know ... no fair bloggin twice in one day, but I heard this song and I really like it... so I'm sharing it :)

ok ...

U N C L E !

Tuesday Tease and Please... *smiles*

Fuck....

very jentle....

More Marvin for Monday

I love to be jentle...

Sexy Sunday

nice girl ...

A good trip

Prior to her trip to Texas, Laurie, a fine woman from New York
confided to her co-workers she had three goals:

1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona-fide rodeo. And..
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.

Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared.

'Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!'

'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes... Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!'

They then asked,
'Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?'

'Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!'

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(I knew there had to be a catch to this one)

Things that make you go mmmmmmm

Thursday Tease

Who says blondes are dumb?

from belly rubbin...to froggin!

love the hip action Froggles!!!!

Check your mail boxes...

Orders 4 copies for Corwin, Cowboy Man, Aqua and Frogster...

Shook Me Up....

Ok guys I'm all right, yes we had an earth quake, they've upgraded it to like a 5.9, the song is my sense of humor coming out.. so far everyone is ok I've talked to the husband and the kids and I'll check with the rest of the family... I just wanted to let my online family know I'm OK.. shook up big time. but ok.. huggsssssss and talk soon..

belly rubbin music?

Marvin... (the male Maxine)

I have quite a few of these so I'm gonna space em out a little... hope they make ya smile *smiles*

Does this one sound like anyone WE might know *coughs*??

Monday Moaning...

Almost a year

A year ago this month I went to visit my nanny... I knew it was something important cause she told me on the phone that she needed to talk to me and couldn't do it on the phone... so of course I ran right up there... Then she preceded to tell me about the leukemia and even at her age (82) they could fix it and so on. Well as some of you know Sept. 15 (which is my birthday) my sister called me at work to let me know that one of the most important people ever in my life had at the most two weeks left.

I was devastated.. but right at that moment it quit being about me... and everything focused where it needed to go... my nanny and making her as comfortable as she could be.. there were very few days that me, my mom and sister didnt' go up there.. Sept. 22 she was put in the hospital and she looked at me and said you know I'm not going home... I wanted to say no you will be ok.. but I've never lied to her and wasnt' gonna start then.. Sept. 25, two days before her 83rd birthday she passed away.. it was a Saturday and my mom and i had left the hospital (I still say she knew I couldn't stay and watch her die so she waited till I kissed her goodbye for the last time and left)... Mom called.. and let me know, that she had passed, she didn't suffer thank God and that meant a lot.. I was in the shower of all places.. then I had the job of tellin my sister.. it was a rough day/night... I held it together until the funeral.. and cried like the little lost kid I felt like.. See as unfair as it sounds.. this traybug person was her favorite ... lol She would say seems to me someone's gotta love you a whole bunch.. might as well be her...

*smile* You guys would have loved this feisty lady .. She was cracking jokes up until the Thursday before she died... *smile* My sister was giving her grief (she had a urinary tract infection that her blood couldn't fight off anymore... so basically that is what ended up pushing things forward) .. and Melissa told her if she and Gordon (our grandfather) hand't always been having so much wild sex, she wouldn't have the UTI ... well lol God love that woman she never missed a beat and looked up at Mike (Melissa's b/f) and said "Ain't that just like Melissa.. All she ever thinks about it fucking and fighting" lol so to say we all died laughin is mild.. i was sittin on the A/C (room was full) and bout fell off, I was laughing so hard I was cryin, but in a good way...

I've been told I'm a lot like her, and I take it as the wonderful compliment it was ... She never met a stranger if any of you had met her while she was alive she would have told you to call her Nanny D (a name my Tyler came up with) and you would be her official "adopted" grand kids.. and welcome in her home any time.. She's where I got my sense of humor... lol foul mouth and smartass ways from... she loved her kids and her grand-kids and great grandkids.. but she was quick to tell anyone who asked that .. lol that little fat fingered tracey was her favorite and that my kids were the bomb.. I spend a lot of time with her when I could... and was always the one she knew she could count on... no matter what. I'd drop whatever it was and go running...

I'm going through all this again to ask you guys to be patient with me please the next month or so is going to be very rough.. I thought I was doing ok.. but then it just hit me and bam... GOD I miss her a lot... I know she's up there looking out for me and laughing whenever I do something goofy and crying whenever I hurt... I know its been a rough time for all of us.. another very dear person to me has had his own losses to deal with.. and I hope he knows we are all here for him also... huggsss and I think I'm done for now.. but if my posts are a little blue or bummed there's a reason behind it... *smiles* Its not going to be an every day thing I promise I'm a happy person most of the time.. and I see the silver lining in most clouds.. but *smiles* we all have our moments.. even that fat fingered lil tracey ... huggggsss tight and thanks for listening and for being there..

THONG ALERT !

It's nice to see that all of you are still posting ... I have been looking in but saving the typing for quick notes ...


Thank you for all the good wishes ... even the tacky one. YOU know who all three of you are.


I will be hooking up with the occupational therapist this week. Still not ok to drive yet so I am finding one that will come to my home for a few weeks. When I ask that the therapist include a few added services, they hang up on me. I am dealing with them firmly <):{ ... I mean ... at this time.


I have had a great bunch around me here.


Kirsti .. thank you for your patience ... I KNOW I have been a raving bitch at times.


All the cute messages oiver messenger have brought more than a few smiles.


As most of you know ... I like to share pieces of one of my most precious things with you from time to time... My Kalli ...


She is becoiming quiet the lady ... too fast and she is opening my eys to alot of things. I am eating alot of crow and she still has me wrapped. dammit.


Seems we use to connect ... I had her convinced that the ONLY guys that we worth a damn were myself and male family members. I was to be her prom date ... well... she is changing her mind on a lot of things these days. Always with that smile I told all of you about but none the less.


I was telling Kirsti the other night ... when I attempted to discourage her on those damnn 'thongs'... she asked with all sincereity ... " why do guys look at those and like then on women but when young women want them it's different?" She knocked that one out of the park. I realized long ago ... that her I was going to have to bide my time ... something would come along that would show her the 'old man' could be right about some things at times.


Kalli has been making her school clothes shopping a month long affair. With me unable to drive (and staying pretty medicated) ... it has been a event. We always make time for a spree just the two of us. This time her friend and her mother asked that we make a day with them shopping. Away we went.


I sat around patiently as men are expected to do ... gave opinions ONLY when asked ... and doled out the plastic. I wasn't even included on deciding where we would have lunch ... on MY plastic. I assured Pat that once I was driving again, I would treat her to a real dinner. She smiled as she bit into her Arbys Cheddar Melt.


Anyway ... I was sitting in the designated area for the males and Pat was running back and forth feeding jeans over the dressing room curtains. She was really good at remembering what color(s) they. wantede, who needed the next size up or the next size down.(suppose that is a special gene for females)


I could hear some giggling from the dressing area ... and I recognized that
familar OMG tone in Kalli's voice. She was calling for Ms. Pat. I could hear a few thuds and giggles. I watched Pat make her way back to the dressing rooms and then she began to let out a reassuring laugh.
By now Kalli is trying to get the mother and daughter to be quiet and help her ...


Within a few minutes ... the three of them come from the dressing room area ... Kalli and her friend look as they have been through a wind storm. Clothes hanging off their arms and everyone but Kalli was still trying to compose themselves.


I noticed a few shoppers looking in our direction smiling as well.


I was finally told ... with demo by Ms. Pat and her daughter ... how Kalli was removing some BKE jeans and the security sensor got wrapped around that damn sting that goes up your butt.


My message today is really an alert to parents and you older gals that wear those ...

 THONG ALERT ... Do not wear when trying on clothes ... they can be dangerous!

Sunday Song Repeat

thoughts