Prior to her trip to Texas, Laurie, a fine woman from New York
confided to her co-workers she had three goals:
1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona-fide rodeo. And..
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.
Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared.
'Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!'
'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes... Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!'
They then asked,
'Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?'
'Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!'
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(I knew there had to be a catch to this one)
(chuckles and take a long look at Scott's back pockets) Good one jentle!
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ReplyDeletegreat big dill pickles stuffed in your pants..skoal in the back pocket...you Texans are pretty tricky!
ReplyDeletelol I'd heard this before.. is why I'm kinda skittish about going down to Texas.. *coughs* and glances at da punkin.. *grinz*
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