I'm bored as hell!!!!!

I hate being home sick...stuck in the house with afternoon tv...which I must say is about as good as afternoon Lit (where the hell are you guys working or something???)

Well, I have decided that after this week I'm going to get healthy so I started reading up on just how to do that and guess what I found????

10 Reasons Why Sex is Good for You (I think I can do this)

1. Releves Stress - it says I'll be able to speak in public and do verbal math with lower blood presure...now that will come in handy 2x2 is 4 4x4 =16 16x 16 = (wait a second...have to take my socks off for this one)

2. Sex Boosts Immunity - I'll get fewer colds (or sinus infections) cuz I'll have more immunoglobulin (I should have read about this before!!!)

3. Burns Calories - if I "fuck" for 21 hours straight, I'll lose a pound!!!! (now all I have to do is find a man with that kind of stamina)

4. Improves Cardiovacular - great news...sex twice a week and I'm less apt to have a heart attack!!! Wonder if that means 2 21 hour sessions???

5. Sex Boosts Self-Esteem - Boosting self-esteem was one of 237 reasons people have sex, collected by University of Texas researchers (leave it to the folks from the Land called Texas - they know their sex)

6. Sex Improves Intimacy - Having sex and orgasms increases levels of the hormone oxytocin, the so-called love hormone, which helps us bond and build trust. (sorry that one is BS...had a great time...call ya later in the week...more like the 12th of never!)

7. Sex reduces pain - the hormone oxtocin surges which increase endorphins = more endorphins, pain decreases. (unless you have carpal tunnel and the pain in your wrist is from having too much sex by yourself then the pain goes on a longggg time)

8. Sex Reduces Prostate Cancer Risk - Frequent ejaculations, especially for men in their 20s, may reduce the risk of prostate cancer later in life, Australian researchers reported (looks at Froggie - are you still acting 20?)

9. Strengthens Pelvic Floor Muscle - Kegels and sex...GREAT IDEA!!!

10. Helps you sleep better - yea maybe if you are a guy and don't believe in the cuddling afterwards!!!


so...let's all have sex and get healthy