THONG ALERT !

It's nice to see that all of you are still posting ... I have been looking in but saving the typing for quick notes ...


Thank you for all the good wishes ... even the tacky one. YOU know who all three of you are.


I will be hooking up with the occupational therapist this week. Still not ok to drive yet so I am finding one that will come to my home for a few weeks. When I ask that the therapist include a few added services, they hang up on me. I am dealing with them firmly <):{ ... I mean ... at this time.


I have had a great bunch around me here.


Kirsti .. thank you for your patience ... I KNOW I have been a raving bitch at times.


All the cute messages oiver messenger have brought more than a few smiles.


As most of you know ... I like to share pieces of one of my most precious things with you from time to time... My Kalli ...


She is becoiming quiet the lady ... too fast and she is opening my eys to alot of things. I am eating alot of crow and she still has me wrapped. dammit.


Seems we use to connect ... I had her convinced that the ONLY guys that we worth a damn were myself and male family members. I was to be her prom date ... well... she is changing her mind on a lot of things these days. Always with that smile I told all of you about but none the less.


I was telling Kirsti the other night ... when I attempted to discourage her on those damnn 'thongs'... she asked with all sincereity ... " why do guys look at those and like then on women but when young women want them it's different?" She knocked that one out of the park. I realized long ago ... that her I was going to have to bide my time ... something would come along that would show her the 'old man' could be right about some things at times.


Kalli has been making her school clothes shopping a month long affair. With me unable to drive (and staying pretty medicated) ... it has been a event. We always make time for a spree just the two of us. This time her friend and her mother asked that we make a day with them shopping. Away we went.


I sat around patiently as men are expected to do ... gave opinions ONLY when asked ... and doled out the plastic. I wasn't even included on deciding where we would have lunch ... on MY plastic. I assured Pat that once I was driving again, I would treat her to a real dinner. She smiled as she bit into her Arbys Cheddar Melt.


Anyway ... I was sitting in the designated area for the males and Pat was running back and forth feeding jeans over the dressing room curtains. She was really good at remembering what color(s) they. wantede, who needed the next size up or the next size down.(suppose that is a special gene for females)


I could hear some giggling from the dressing area ... and I recognized that
familar OMG tone in Kalli's voice. She was calling for Ms. Pat. I could hear a few thuds and giggles. I watched Pat make her way back to the dressing rooms and then she began to let out a reassuring laugh.
By now Kalli is trying to get the mother and daughter to be quiet and help her ...


Within a few minutes ... the three of them come from the dressing room area ... Kalli and her friend look as they have been through a wind storm. Clothes hanging off their arms and everyone but Kalli was still trying to compose themselves.


I noticed a few shoppers looking in our direction smiling as well.


I was finally told ... with demo by Ms. Pat and her daughter ... how Kalli was removing some BKE jeans and the security sensor got wrapped around that damn sting that goes up your butt.


My message today is really an alert to parents and you older gals that wear those ...

 THONG ALERT ... Do not wear when trying on clothes ... they can be dangerous!