A priest decided to try something a little different for his Sunday service, so
he addressed his congrigation...
'Today, I am going to have you help me preach. Whatever
single word I say, I want you to sing the first hymn that comes to your mind.
So he shouted out the word 'CROSS.'
Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, 'THE OLD RUGGED CROSS.'
Then he hollered out 'GRACE.'
The congregation began to sing 'AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound.'
Next the pastor said 'POWER.'
In perfect harmony everyone sang 'THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD.'
Then the Pastor said 'SEX'
The congregation fell into total silence.....
All of a sudden, from way in the back of the Church, a little 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing
"MEMORIES"
(I think she had toooooo much sacramental wine before the service!!!)
LOL I could see us innocent little ole ladies doing something like that *grinz*
ReplyDeletethat's just to funny!!!!
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