Saturday Song

This is my NEW theme song *giggles* OK NOT my hand in my pants though lol

Sucking Saturday...

.....

Now the hour is late and he thinks you're asleep
You listen to him dress and you listen to him leave
Like you knew he would
You hear his car pull away in the street
Then you move to the door and you lock it when
He's gone for good

Then you walk to the window and stare at the moon
Riding high and lonesome through a starlit sky
And it comes to you how it all slips away
Youth and beauty are gone one day
No matter what you dream or feel or say
It ends in dust and disarray

Like wind on the plains, sand through the glass
Waves rolling in with the tide
Dreams die hard and we watch them erode
But we cannot be denied
The fire inside


ya gotta love Seger...

Did someone say f u c k ?

Fuck me...Friday

yes frogster, i might have stolen a couple of these from you...grinz

To Ms Jentle..

Just a little sumtin for your special day...Happy Birthday!!

pssst jentle ...

... for some reason I am being notified it's your birthday...  thought you could use these ... well ... you know what I mean ...  :p ...

VAW-113 "I Wanna Sex You Up"

i know its not valentines day, but this was so funny! and I love love love this song! Enjoy!

No Love

thank you thank you thank you ... but ...

I go to the surgeon tomorrow ....  we will set up a day for surgery then ...  thx for the well wishes.

For Scottie...

Scottie, hope your hands feel better soon, and you can go back to playing with your um ropes...

Hugss and Kissessssssssssss

Hiring Nurses

As some of ya may know Scotty is going to have his surgery on his hands tomorrow (carpel tunnel *coughs* from ummm tossin.. "ropes")... and since he is having both hands done at the same time I figure he might need some nursing... SO I've found the three following young ladies who are applying for the job... lol think ya'll can help him decide... or should he try all *coughs* I MEAN hire all three??? Make sure you get well fast darlin.. huggsss loves ya punkin...

for Froggie and Aqua...

... slips my hands in my pockets ...

The longer a man's ring finger when compared with his index finger, the longer the length of his penis, according to Korean researchers.

...

OMG..OMG...OMG!!!!

I was on Yahoo today and this picture was there...check it out

http://realestate.yahoo.com/promo/the-strangest-and-most-unusual-homes-you-can-buy.html

This house is in NY....less than 10 miles from HOME!!!!

*sobs* I want to go home so badly

The house is great...right down the road from the fish hatchery.. Scott.Lee put your pole away...they breed rain bow trout there...can't fish!!!

It's the Mushroom House.

I miss New York!!!!

Happy Birthday to..

Corwin!!!!! Who is spending his birthday on a business trip to Oregon. Poor guy.

Yeah yeah, he doesn't come here often but I am gonna send him the link, so if you would like to wish him a happy birthday please do so!

Things not to say during sex...

I have to poop

Smile for the camera

Get off me, I’ll do it myself

This is your first time, right?

You’re almost as good as my ex!

When is this supposed to feel good?

I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs!

I was so horny tonight I would have taken a sheep home

Keep it down; my mother is a light sleeper

Hey! My friends were right, you are good!

On second thought, let’s turn the lights off

I’m sobering up and you are getting ugly

But everybody looks funny naked

Do I have to pay for this?

Actually your sister “likes” it like this

Um what’s your name again?

Hold on, let me change the channel

It’s nice to be in bed with someone I don’t have to inflate

Uhh, I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago

Things...

Things you should never say before you have sex

1. But everybody looks funny naked!

2. You woke me up for that?

3. Did I mention the video camera?

4. Do you smell something burning?

5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...

6. Try breathing through your nose

7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!

8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?

9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?

10. But whipped cream makes me break out

11. Person 1: This is your first time... right?
Person 2: Yeah... today

12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!

13. Can you please pass me the remote control?

14. Do you accept Visa?

15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.

17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!

18. So much for mouth-to-mouth.

19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?

20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...

It's Getting Better All The Time

Do you know what I think....

I think I need a vacation from this place they call Michigane. I'm thinkin along about October might be nice. Anybody care to join me?

*applauds*

after reading all of these post from the women what they would do if they had a dick for a day ...  PROVES that they've been paying attention !!!!!!!!

Wanna see my Pussy?

Let me think..if I had a male thingy for a day

1. I would first measure it...make sure I was at least 8 inches - 11 if I was to go on Lit.
2. Join a men's club and check out the other guys - with my 8 I know they would be jealous
3 Write my name in the snow of course...why have one if you can't do that!
4. Find Scott.Lee and Froggie and get hard watching them play with their new vaginas.
5-9 Enjoy the above 2 mentioned in wonderful ways...let them know how fantastic it is when someone finds your "G Spot"
10. Sit back, relax, think about the experiences I had...and enjoy a cold drink

10 things a woman would do if she had a co errr dick ...

1. I'd always wear my jeans a size too tight so ladies could see my package...

2. In the winter I'd practice writing my name in the snow.. *grinz* and sometimes use a ladies hand to do this.

3. I'd make sure I reach down there and shift that bad boy, in public and not care who was lookin.

4.I'd be able to use Scotty's urinal if I ever went to visit.

5. Whenever I went into lit I'd tell the ladies I had 10 inches instead of the lit 14 and 15, I'd wanna be believable.

6. I'd finally figure out if a "jock strap and cup" are really for protection or to make the ladies think he's bigger then he is.

7. Get a blowjob.

8. Figure out a way to actually PEE in the hole of the toilet and not all over it.

9. See if I really get light headed when all that blood rushes down to fill him up.

10. Spend every waking moment trying to figure out how to get into a vagina.

...my 10 things ...

Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day ...

1.  Go through Drench's toybox and find the 'squarehead' ...
2.  See just how many orgasms I could have in an hour ...
3.  I would wanna go down on myself to see just how good I really am ...
4.  I would want to back up against a jet in the hot tub ... :P
5.  I would want to pole dance and slide my vagina up and down the pole...
6.  I would want to ride a horse and see if that rubbing in the saddle is why the girls smile while riding...
7.  I would want to rub out orgasm from clit stimulation...  does a clit come with that vagina for a day?
8.  Watch me fuck myself with that squarehead in a mirror ...
 ok .... I can't think about this anymore ...

Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day

1. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

2. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

3. See if they could finally do splits.

4. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

5. Cross their legs without rearranging.

6. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes BEFORE closing time.

7. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more Without sleeping first.

8. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

9. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.
and, the number one thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina...

10. Finally find that damned G-spot.!!!!!

Have a wonderful weekend *chuckles*

Frogman

Fingering Friday hmmmm

A Little More Reggae for Da Jentle...Mon :)

Bob Marley in fine voice in, umm, 1978 on the "Kaya" Album. I can remember dancing to this when it was as hot as hell in a room full of students, atmosphere reeked of beer, funny smoky things and that boy / girl thing. :)

Finally it's the Weekend!!!!!!!

Hi everyone,

Over the last couple of weeks I have been conspicuous by my absence. Well if not all of you know I am a Store Manager of a large retail outlet here in Australia. (Think "Staples") and that's the industry i'm in. Well as you know the GFC has hit the world hard over the last couple of years and obviously the retail industry as well, so if you could say i'm under pressure daily would be an understatement. So anyways we just had a new "National Operations Manager" appointed and the "word" was "lookout he wants some heads to roll". Then it was told to us a few weeks ago that he would be visiting my store on the 20th June with the Managing Director of my company. The reason he was ..... well not wanting to gloat or anything like that ...but in the middle of June my store was announced as the "Store of the Year" at our national conference ( we have 130 stores in Australia) ....Tray can tell you about that night i won ....but that's another story lol. So he wanted to come visit this so called "Store of the Year" lol. So my first words were "FUCK ME" can i give the award back lol so he can go somewhere else.

So after my initial reaction the plans were set with my leadership team and off we went to make the store "sparkle" lol. So yeah 14 days workin 12 to 15 hours a day have taken there toll with my real life and my online life..... and for that i apologise to one very special lady for not being able to spend as much time as i would want with her and also for being a bit of a grump at times. Hides from Tray lol.

So anyways i will be catching up on some sleep over the weekend and hopefully might see my friends in chat and be able to catch up and enjoy your company again :) Did I tell you i just love coming into lit at your night time !!!!!!! i hate timezones!!!!!!!

Frogman

PS: We had an amazing visit and my charm worked a treat on him :P

I like fingering Friday...

so thick and creamy....

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks.
While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts
talking about this really great new drink.
The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts
trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in
and lets her order the drink for him.

The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar --

A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice.
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.
"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot
of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime
juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He
puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK.
He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He
thinks - this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks
it.... In one second the sharp lime taste hits...At two seconds the
Baileys curdles....
At three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits.
This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to
disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he
finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, "Jesus,
what do you call that drink?"

She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge"



I'm Irish!

fingering friday ...

HUMP DAY

Is it...

too hot to do this?

or this?

nawww i didn't think so...

in this heat, it won't take much.....

"Perfect Blow Job??"

*grinz* Ok I know there is no such thing as "the perfect blowjob", but there are all different kinds of ways to give them. Of course I can't speak for every woman around, lol I can only speak for me. And I'm sure not an expert on it.. *grinz* I'm sure there are ladies out there that give better ones and women out there that give worse ones, AND OH yes there is such thing as a bad blow job guys. One friend of mine, bout died when he told the girl givin him one to "blow him", and she puffed her cheeks out like she was gonna blow up a balloon *grinz* and literally blew... he tried so hard not to laugh.. he lost. Then there was another one who lol likes teeth run along his cock when he's gettin one... told one lady this and she ran her teeth across it alright... bit him, and I believe left marks lol on the poor thing, OH and guys if a woman starts gaggin before she even gets it in her mouth (AND no I'm not saying anyone is nasty/not clean) THEN you might not want her suckin on you. So see, lol they are out there, most guys just won't talk about them.

I know each lady probably has her own "style" when giving this oral pleasure. And I think most guys can tell when you are into it or just doing it to hurry things along... lol if you don't enjoy it don't do it. Its not doing anyone any good if you are "suffering" through it, lol hoping to speed the lil soldiers on. I think we, as ladies can tell when a guy is enjoying them or not, ya know like if you run your tongue across the tip, kinda swirling it around, teasing the slit with your tongue, and then you run it around the head, and just suck the tip into your mouth, watchin to see how he's enjoying things, most guys tend to start moaning a little right away, their hips might buck a little.. then when you suck him into your mouth, taking each inch in slowly, feeling it pressing the back of your throat, and while we all would love to be able to take that bad boy down our throats and rock his world, lol lets be real even though I'm sure it happens, and if you are one of those ladies *stands up and applauds your ability*. Just do what you can do lol most guys seem to appreciate it. Especially if he knows you are into it, he can tell by the little moans you make, the vibrations running up and down his cock, and don't forget those two buddies of his. Ya know maybe running your nails lightly across them, squeezing his sac gently (pressure depends on the guy lol). Or I guess you could take your mouth off his cock long enough to hmmm go down and lick the jewels, *grinz* maybe even suckin them into your mouth.

While you are doing this, his cock might cool off a little but I doubt if it will go soft *grinz*... and of course you can always warm it back up, nothing like a nice warm mouth to heat things back up. All this time you should be aware of his responses some guys seem to love it if you can maintain eye contact as much as you can, of course if he's got his eyes rolled back in his head, this means HE might just be enjoying this A WHOLE lot.. so lol you can just go about your bizness. Nothing like feeling a guys hips jerk, knowin he can't control the movement, cause it just feels so good. I know some guys like it when a lady "enjoys" herself also, like putting her fingers in her pussy and rubbing it gettin those fingers all nice and wet. Some think its really hot if you take the juices from your pussy and rub them on his cock and then suck him in, tasting both of you there. The last little bit of stuff I watch for, and I know I know *gasp and shock* the bug does not swallow, lol I have but its not my favorite thing to do and I'm always honest about this, most guys seem to appreciate the honesty. There are other things you can do, certain guys think its sexy to cum in your mouth and watch it drip down onto your tits. And then others get off on just shooting it onto you somewhere, you know your belly, tits or puss *winks*. Well that's my view on this.. I'm sure that everyone has their own, and could add a lot to this.. feel free to share... guys you too, letting the ladies know what you like is a good thing. *grinz*

....go aH E A D!

Wet Wednesday...

My contribution for Tattoo Tuesday

I have four tattoo's, but the only one I have a picture of is this one, and it happens to be my favorite one

Can we say OUCH!!!! Ummmm wonder how often she's gotta shave that thang?

Penis Scale Tattoo: "I want to tickle your bellybutton... from the inside."

Tattoo Tuesday

This one is mine...