Let me think..if I had a male thingy for a day

1. I would first measure it...make sure I was at least 8 inches - 11 if I was to go on Lit.
2. Join a men's club and check out the other guys - with my 8 I know they would be jealous
3 Write my name in the snow of course...why have one if you can't do that!
4. Find Scott.Lee and Froggie and get hard watching them play with their new vaginas.
5-9 Enjoy the above 2 mentioned in wonderful ways...let them know how fantastic it is when someone finds your "G Spot"
10. Sit back, relax, think about the experiences I had...and enjoy a cold drink