I have to poop
Smile for the camera
Get off me, I’ll do it myself
This is your first time, right?
You’re almost as good as my ex!
When is this supposed to feel good?
I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs!
I was so horny tonight I would have taken a sheep home
Keep it down; my mother is a light sleeper
Hey! My friends were right, you are good!
On second thought, let’s turn the lights off
I’m sobering up and you are getting ugly
But everybody looks funny naked
Do I have to pay for this?
Actually your sister “likes” it like this
Um what’s your name again?
Hold on, let me change the channel
It’s nice to be in bed with someone I don’t have to inflate
Uhh, I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago
you forgot "it's nice to have sex with someone other than myself". I've heard that a few times!
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