The first guy says 'I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know...
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist'
The second guy says 'I'm a D.I..N.K., you know...
Double Income, No Kids.'
The third guy says, 'I'm a R.U.B ., you know...
Rich, Urban, Biker.'
They turn to the woman and ask her,
'What are you?''
She replies: 'I'm a W.I.F .E , you know...
Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc.'
A second gal answers their question before they even ask it, 'B.I.T.C.H .'
What exactly is a BITCH?!? they ask in unison.
'Babe In Total Control of Herself.'
(puffs out chest with BITCH printed in all caps on the T-shirt)
ReplyDelete^5 ladies
well I suppose I am a B.I.T.C.H. too *puffs mine out*
ReplyDeleteI have been told for years that I'm a BIT... Bitch in Training, lol my mother in law claiming the head title (self proclaimed) ... lol but I have since graduaed to a full fledged member.. *takes a bow*
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