"Perfect Blow Job??"

*grinz* Ok I know there is no such thing as "the perfect blowjob", but there are all different kinds of ways to give them. Of course I can't speak for every woman around, lol I can only speak for me. And I'm sure not an expert on it.. *grinz* I'm sure there are ladies out there that give better ones and women out there that give worse ones, AND OH yes there is such thing as a bad blow job guys. One friend of mine, bout died when he told the girl givin him one to "blow him", and she puffed her cheeks out like she was gonna blow up a balloon *grinz* and literally blew... he tried so hard not to laugh.. he lost. Then there was another one who lol likes teeth run along his cock when he's gettin one... told one lady this and she ran her teeth across it alright... bit him, and I believe left marks lol on the poor thing, OH and guys if a woman starts gaggin before she even gets it in her mouth (AND no I'm not saying anyone is nasty/not clean) THEN you might not want her suckin on you. So see, lol they are out there, most guys just won't talk about them.

I know each lady probably has her own "style" when giving this oral pleasure. And I think most guys can tell when you are into it or just doing it to hurry things along... lol if you don't enjoy it don't do it. Its not doing anyone any good if you are "suffering" through it, lol hoping to speed the lil soldiers on. I think we, as ladies can tell when a guy is enjoying them or not, ya know like if you run your tongue across the tip, kinda swirling it around, teasing the slit with your tongue, and then you run it around the head, and just suck the tip into your mouth, watchin to see how he's enjoying things, most guys tend to start moaning a little right away, their hips might buck a little.. then when you suck him into your mouth, taking each inch in slowly, feeling it pressing the back of your throat, and while we all would love to be able to take that bad boy down our throats and rock his world, lol lets be real even though I'm sure it happens, and if you are one of those ladies *stands up and applauds your ability*. Just do what you can do lol most guys seem to appreciate it. Especially if he knows you are into it, he can tell by the little moans you make, the vibrations running up and down his cock, and don't forget those two buddies of his. Ya know maybe running your nails lightly across them, squeezing his sac gently (pressure depends on the guy lol). Or I guess you could take your mouth off his cock long enough to hmmm go down and lick the jewels, *grinz* maybe even suckin them into your mouth.

While you are doing this, his cock might cool off a little but I doubt if it will go soft *grinz*... and of course you can always warm it back up, nothing like a nice warm mouth to heat things back up. All this time you should be aware of his responses some guys seem to love it if you can maintain eye contact as much as you can, of course if he's got his eyes rolled back in his head, this means HE might just be enjoying this A WHOLE lot.. so lol you can just go about your bizness. Nothing like feeling a guys hips jerk, knowin he can't control the movement, cause it just feels so good. I know some guys like it when a lady "enjoys" herself also, like putting her fingers in her pussy and rubbing it gettin those fingers all nice and wet. Some think its really hot if you take the juices from your pussy and rub them on his cock and then suck him in, tasting both of you there. The last little bit of stuff I watch for, and I know I know *gasp and shock* the bug does not swallow, lol I have but its not my favorite thing to do and I'm always honest about this, most guys seem to appreciate the honesty. There are other things you can do, certain guys think its sexy to cum in your mouth and watch it drip down onto your tits. And then others get off on just shooting it onto you somewhere, you know your belly, tits or puss *winks*. Well that's my view on this.. I'm sure that everyone has their own, and could add a lot to this.. feel free to share... guys you too, letting the ladies know what you like is a good thing. *grinz*